lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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