We're facebook friends in real life
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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