lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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