my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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