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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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