I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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