I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
