He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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