I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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