She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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