GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize
