google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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