We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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