their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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