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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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