and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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