I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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