She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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