I'm drive I can fine osifer
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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