So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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