Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize