Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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