U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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