Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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