yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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