Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He did a backflip because drugs
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