I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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