It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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