Non-Jews are for practice
Someone shit on the floor
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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