chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I will be naked everywhere
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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