I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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