The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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