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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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