Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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