I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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