did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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