I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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