At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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