It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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