their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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