so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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