3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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