You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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