You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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