so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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