And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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