bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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