She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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