I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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