that's an acceptable place to lick
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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