After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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