Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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