Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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