What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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